That train wasn’t the only thing chugging this morning.

Maybe not Trump, but his 10 year old son has lots of computers and is so good with the cyber. Soooo good you guys!

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

Huh, I always thought Woody Allen was a basketball fan.

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

Cohn has had issues with Kaepernick for some time. If he were a capable writer he might be worth listening to.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

it’s rare that I see a California anything that doesn’t automatically include Avocado.

By the way, it’s rare that I see a California anything that doesn’t automatically include Avocado. It’s almost RACIST!!!

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

This story is absolutely not “fucking awesome”. It’s hella awesome.

If you’re already naked I see no reason to not use your belly button as a receptacle for dip.

You should be fucking embarrassed. Chips and no dip?

You fucking monster.

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

Word has it he has already been accepted at Baylor.

This is like the Yankees not allowing A-Rod to hit but trotting out the corpse of Jeter for a whole fucking season in the 2-hole.

Which is why it’s crazy that Donny promotes deportation and Muslim-watches and shit and all his supporters are like yeah! It’s about time! When we’ve BEEN doing that shit. These people can’t even be bothered to pick up a local paper for 5 minutes. Cuts into their angry Facebook rambling time, y’know?