I tried a Canadian quarter.  I didn’t work either.

I hate it when the car gets stuck halfway and I have to kick the building to get it to drop.

My F150 got stuck on the way down so I had to spend another 8 bucks on a Mirage to knock it loose.

The claw dropped my car a few times and scratched it up bad before I got it out.

I never did get my giant coin to work so I took a uber home

Money laundering. Tax fraud. Disguising criminal transactions as legitimate.

He died of a heart attack of not surprise.

I still have some tokens for the TILT arcade that used to be in the local mall.  Maybe I can use them at the (checks notes) ... American Eagle that’s there now.

On top of being very thin on the ground, the Crosstrek carries a price premium for features—like the symmetrical-AWD—that I don’t find necessary or worthwhile for this particular application.

Someone pointed this out in the other article, but Choi’s video should be flagged/demonetized for containing dangerous/illegal acts. You don’t even have to click into it to flag it on mobile (I hope that avoids giving him any revenue or any sort of engagement).

High speed. What they mean is speed. Cops and news people.. stop trying to sound smart or cool or technical. Just say speed. Speed is already a rate. Saying a rate of a rate means you’re talking about acceleration. While the Tesla had to have accelerated a some point, it looked like its acceleration was around zero…

“He just did the jump with no warning! It was a good think we were all standing off to the sides of the street with all of our phones recording video, because that guy came out of nowhere!”

I hear his homeland’s glorious military has quite a few new openings for motivated young men...

The only thing that has ever gotten me out of a ticket is to reply, “stupidity” when an officer asked why I was driving so fast. The cop said, “what?” and I doubled down that the only reason for my speed was me being dumb. The cop laughed and laughed and then gave me a warning. Also note - saying you have to poop…

It was usually that a cop would shove me into an alleyway at an angle, at which point it’s like trying to flush an Atlantic salmon down the crapper because last week you did it with a goldfish. Geometry wins every time. 

AutoFlight works fine, AutoLand seems to need some further development unless destroying the undercarriage is considered normal wear-and-tear when using it.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You’re saying Indiana Jones: The Video Game: The Movie turned out to be a dud? No way.

Rather than DLC, isn’t it much more likely this is left-over from a scrapped version of a starting cutscene? As it is now they have Arceus ask about you as a character creator, then he gives you your modified phone and drops you in Hisui.

Im gonna star you for what’s probably the first Kyle Freeland mention on Kotaku. 

During the discussion, which branched out into the also undeniable fact that Donald Trump-worshipping racists are feeling like it’s safe to crawl out from underneath their heavily fortified hate-holes all across America, Goldberg veered into trouble when she asserted, among other things, that “the Holocaust was not…