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I’m not dead! I’m not gone! Jeezis, Rory, you scared me and I had to check my pulse. Also, I ave mentioned this amazing cam system before, but I’m glad to see it getting its own post. https://jalopnik.com/were-finally-entering-the-age-of-fun-animated-lighting-1847609520

This sounds like a driver error, the amount of times people mistake the brake pedal with the go more faster pedal still amazes me.  But with all them fancy cameras and tech shouldn’t the car be like, “Hmm, you have seemed to pressed the accelerator, and there are humans directly in your path. I’ll just not take that…

Instructions unclear. Townhall just burned down... 

So unavoidable then...

Pedestrian in the Middle of the Road: Oh, hold on I’m getting a text! (stops in road to fish out phone and read text message).

Why is he operating at all?  The car is driving itself.  Watch harry potter or take a nap, it's not as if any emergency vehicles or concrete barriers will be there to kill you.

You can’t get bad rankings if you don’t get ranked.

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders. 

NO ONE wants Barry or Felicity at their weddings after the Earth X incident.

Old man yells at spam folder

Are you sure a bot didn’t write that and send it to you?

Kara went to the future in the beloved (by me at least) Justice League Unlimited cartoon as well. (Partly because she had a crush on Brainiac-5!)

I think his tire pressure was off by 0.4 psi.

No, see, the brilliant thing is that there will be other people playing Mario, but you’ll be only one “owning” Mario. But not THE Mario. Just YOUR Mario.

Frankly, I feel like NFTs are the perfect example of how absolutely out of touch consumerism has become with the human experience. And, on that matter, the real extent of income inequity.

Fixed the title.

there is no bravery here, just abject stupidity and a firm belief in their own immortality.

Darwin will rectify the situation shortly.