"Fucking hell, Joseph Heller. I've seen heavy-handed, but this: Yossarian must recognize the chaos of war and the paradoxes of military service in the viscera of another man? I of course know the novel is important, but Christ, how the hell am I supposed to write a term paper about this?"

My last girlfriend gave me the same nickname. Unfortunately, she did so because my cock always finished first.

This is hardly a surprise. At Oregon, Kelly didn't bother to learn all the NCAA rules either.

this seems necessary.

he’s 62 years old but has the body of a man half his age

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

Joe Plausibledeniabliterno

"No, it's not windy!"

JUSTICE LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS 101

Phoenix Mercury Fell For The Hidden-Balls Trick, Drafted Brittney Griner

TMZ says the sag in Woods's house is limited to the dining room area.

Actually, one-foot browns are a common occurrence in the Whitlock household.

Unfortunately, after the game, he drowned in the deep end of the pool named after him.

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.