To clarify: Lane was parked at LAX and lives like 20 minute south, so he had a ride. Also would have been able to have a school appointed car bring him back if need be.

She's pretty fine, though, in an elfish kind of way.

That's bullshit. He totally knows how to grind down a clock (see: vs Cal 2010, where they closed the game out on a 9:25 drive). I think he had some kind of lapse. We do know that his teams are horrible at kicking field goals though.

I knew a girl at USC that dated him before his UNC days—she didn't say it explicitly but I could tell he was a bit off.

There's a reason why "Taking the Browns to the Superbowl" is such an ironically funny euphemism for taking a shit. Because it compares them to shit AND they'll never go to the SOOOPAH BAWLSSSS

In other news, Dwight Howard is shattering in his pants at all the opportunities he'll get to win championships with Houston.

Milton Bradley, for continuing to publish terrible board games.

To be fair, the Jets are also a "Run the ball, stop the run" team, and that's only on offense!

I wonder what will happen when Lacy discovers they don't make grits and chitlins in Wisconsin.......

Well, you don't get anything for showing. Just the pleasure for being there. Though my friend did win a car when we went.

ooo haha. I was actually a fan of hers. Wish I could talk to her—

Lol the bodybuilder is a good friend of a few of my friends and it took all of my self control to NOT post this to her wall.....