So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

Why not? I love books. If they want to protest that way, it's cool. They're not being loud or disruptive.

Can we have a thread for “crazy mailroom stories” like the conditions are better but for sheer intenseness of crazy, we beat hospitality every time.

You forgot my favorite: Some of the “victims” were in the Sandy Hook chorus group that performed at the Super Bowl the next year. Because it totally makes sense for the government to fake-slaughter children in order to take yer precious gunz, and then allow the fake victims to be part of the most-watched event of the…

UGH I had no idea about that. Seriously? I hate this whole - it’s not real, not possible, until it actually happens to them. Because you know we are each gods in our own universes evidently.

Remember, the sheriff in the Oregon town that had a school shooting a couple months ago was a Sandy Hook truther himself. Took it happening in front of his own eyes for him to actually believe someone could do that.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

He is really fucking disgusting. That face makes me feel violent.

sooo punchable

donald’s face is making me genuinely uncomfortable.

Kelly, thank you for this post, long overdue! Every time I read a comment about his hair, I always think, “Why isn’t anyone talking about his freaky MOUTH!!??” Worse than just the mouth, is the way he curls his lips when he talks. I swear, when he does that his mouth looks exactly like my dog’s butthole.

There’s not much that makes me shudder, but this did. All I can think of is, “there are women who have had that mouth on them.”

For the last couple of years, whenever I Trump on tv, I try to decide if he mouth now looks this way because of surgery or years of duck face with pouting. I still haven't decided. Maybe both?

The really frightening thought is that the election might not need to be rigged.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

i think you could do an ivory veil and it would pick up the ivory tones so nicely! this dress looks so amazing!

Awww, congratulations: the beginning of a long and cuddly friendship.