The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?

I think I am going to send him a flat rate box filled with all of the pennies from my change jar. Should be at least $10.

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you

Like, I don’t even understand her face, you guys.

They like that he “speaks his mind” and “never backs down” from what I can tell. Basically he’s the id of the Republican Party. Says whatever he wants, doesn’t give a shit.

Where have I seen crazy eyes like that before...hmmm...

Oh I’ve heard this so many times. Amazing how so many people confuse “candor” and “honesty” with “rudeness” and “spouting your opinions completely univited.” No I don’t have to respect someone’s terrible opinions just because they had the “courage” to risk being told to shut up.

There’s genuine reason to be concerned. California once elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor. Someone took that joke a bit far

Can someone be placed under psychiatric observation based on a picture? Someone needs to take hold of that woman and pull her back into the firm embrace of reality.

If Jesus himself is supporting this clown’s candidacy, as that gentleman seems to believe, then I’ve never been gladder for not being a Christian. I wonder if Jesus would feel embarrassed by these people’s antics. I definitely would, if someone misused my name like that.

Look at all those people. Just shiningly gleeful at the prospect of being able to completely fuck your life by electing this walking lactose-intolerance fart.

That baby’s face is all “WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” which is precisely my reaction to Trump. Like, at first Trump’s campaign was kind of funny, but it’s getting a little scary now and I’m actually concerned. I mean, “legit questioning the sanity of a large portion of America”-level concerned.

I read that sign at first as, “thank you Jesus for Lord President Trump” and all I said was, “who the fuck died and made him a lord?!”

Trump fans bite, apparently.

Man, that’s a lot of white people.

I didn’t want a registry, but my mom said “look, people are going to get you things, so you might as well have a registry because if you don’t you’re going to end up with bizarre, ugly, useless crap you hate OR several iterations of the same item.”

Circle tables? Pfft. For peasents.

you know you are on a wedding blog right? Not everyone needs a down payment on a house, not everyone wants to travel the world or maybe some people CAN do both. Some people WANT a nice wedding. Mine wasn’t even huge but it was expensive and it isn’t all picking out fabric swatches. You want to throw a big fun party…

This says a lot more about you than it does about anyone else.

How is that weird to you? If you’re throwing a big party with over 100 guests and a lot of moving parts, why wouldn’t you want to start planning at least a year in advance? Good caterers and venues and photographers get snapped up real quick. It’s not necessary for everyone, but starting to at least plan/think about…