I bet you aren’t from California either because no one from here calls it “Cali.”

Meanwhile, the American public will have to front the $25+ billion to pay for the fucking wall because where else is it going to come from? Even if we place tariffs on Mexico, that money isn’t going to be available overnight.

Nope, Moretz is going to star in the OTHER Little Mermaid remake, by Universal, which will be based on the Hans Christian Andersen version. http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016…

I remember that sad drunk. She seemed to have a thing for Palin. I felt sorry for her closeted, angry, tea party ass, getting drunker and drunker on schnapps.

They will be the biggest, classiest, most luxurious, and frankly, the best elementary schools in the world. I can tell you that right now.

Hmm...I don’t know. She is from Orange County, the reliably Republican voting block of Southern California. I wouldn’t be surprised if she agrees with Shelton.

I got married two months ago. We picked Regina Spektor covering the Beatles song “Real Love.” Not exactly that dancable, but perfect for us because we are big Regina Spektor fans.

I don’t play because I already spend too much time on my phone as it is (and I’m almost out of memory), but I was with my sister and brother-in-law yesterday who have both been obsessing over Pokemon Go since it came out. We were at a Buddhist Temple visiting our grandmother’s memorial. After visiting with grandma,…

Thanks! I can't take all the credit. Milo decided to show off his claws just as I snapped the picture. He gets creative credit.

My “wild” house jaguar.

SAME!

I wash every day or sometimes every other day. I have fine hair too, and it is just horrible when I don't wash it.

I was never able to get dry shampoo to work well for me. I have dark brown, very fine, stick straight hair that NEEDS to be clean to look half-way decent. Just like they won’t be able to pry the dry shampoo from your hands, they won’t be able to pry the regular shampoo from mine!

I can’t go more than 36 hours without washing my hair. I know I know I know that is probably too much but I. CAN’T. DEAL with going any longer. I have very very fine stick straight hair that will look like an oily mat on my head if I don’t wash it. I tried to go only twice a week, but it’s not happening. I also tried…

I just figure they are too butt hurt that their guy didn't win the primary, so they are going to continue to be bitter against Hillary and vote for trump to spite her. It's the very definition of cutting your nose off to spite your face. I voted for Bernie in the primary but I am definitely voting for Hillary in the…

She makes me laugh and then cry because she is too funny and cool yet so much younger than me. I like to fantasize that we could be friends IRL, but I realize that she is much too smart, witty, and pretty to ever want to hang with me.

She makes me laugh and then cry because she is too funny and cool yet so much younger than me. I like to fantasize that we could be friends IRL, but I realize that she is much too smart, witty, and pretty to ever want to hang with me.

Sure, the gun didn't make the woman kill her kids, but it sure as hell made the job a lot easier.

I paid full price for Flight of the Conchords months ago!

I paid full price for the Flight of the Conchords show in San Diego next week. They are my nerdy Kiwi crushes.