That was good. But I dare someone to do standup about period poops!

I'm sure the penis pump will still be covered. http://on.cc.com/1rDGtTL

Yeah. I never got that rational. The women are sluts if they don't put an aspirin between their legs, but heaven forbid the guys restrict their sex lives. Who are they planning on having sex with?

...and anti-sex education. Don't let those kids know that they can use contraception to prevent pregnancy, and don't help them once they become pregnant either.

Yes! I know he is still young, but his face really hasn't changed at all over the years. I have younger cousins, a couple of boys who are about his age. It shocks me every time I see them because their faces have changed from the little boys I used to babysit to...college men! But Bieber face has stayed the same 12…

To me, the raised eyebrow thing always reads "I'm trying really really hard to look sexy but I don't want to look like I care that much so I'm going to show that I'm bored with everything but just possibly available to let the ladies fantasize that they just might have a chance with me. I know all the ladies want some…

Come to the San Gabriel Valley, east of LA. We have the Taiwanese shaved ice "fluff ice" all over!

I'll have the same but with a scoop of macadamia ice cream! And while we are at it, let's stop by Leonards for some malasadas!!

Screaming loud obnoxious rude children are not fun. Not all children are screaming, loud, obnoxious, or rude, but those that are do NOT improve a wedding.

Ugg where were his parents? I am planning my wedding right now and am coming to realize how fucking expensive those wedding photos are.

That's a passive aggressive way to be shitty.

I always thought I was the only woman that hated thongs! Friends have always acted surprised when I told them I never wear them. They've said they find them more comfortable than other types of underwear. I call bullshit! I'm glad there are others that agree with me! No poopy ass floss for me! #teamboyshorts

Amen. I hate it when the trolls get more ammunition to stereotype. It's not helping!

We have three Din Tai Fungs! Two in Arcadia and one at The Grove. San Diego is not that far...

We have three Din Tai Fungs! Two in Arcadia and one at The Grove. San Diego is not that far...

George Takei & Brad Altman (27 years)

Awkward Family Photos?

Woohoo! 101 people intentionally followed me. No spambots for me. I like being not-famous.

I love Gershwin. I have loved Gershwin since I can remember loving music, sitting between my parents at the Hollywood Bowl.

I am TEAMCAT 100%, but since my fiancé came with two dogs, I now love both (though I will always stick up for the kitties). Your Stella is gorgeous! She looks like my sister's cat Belle.