This.  This is the goldmine.

Bring "The Enchanted Goatee" in to testify here!

If GWAR shows up at all I'll never see another movie again, since all that is possible with the medium will have been accomplished.

WRONG!  Half-Blood and Order were both overlong montages.  Stone and Chamber were kid fluff.  Hallows 1/2 were decent, Azkaban was pretty good.

As long as it doesn't end with aliens showing up and fixing/repairing everything, I'll be in no matter what.

Barry Schweiber really sticks out to me in this episode, and I wonder if I'm the only one who pictured him being a kind of passive life-antagonist to a few of these characters; his seeming complacency with his parents' dysfunction, hell, even his willingness to go along as long as they bought him cool gifts; his…

I'm down in Orange County and would love to attend…alas it's the similar issue of how expansive this paved obstacle course we live in is.

I'm waiting for a bigger sale come Black Friday, plus I'm rather short on money after some hefty car and medical bills.

They're called "traps."

Second @avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus .  I'd throw in Rappin Jake Sisko and Scrawler's Friday whatever-pervy-thing-she-likes-to-look-at thread.

Subcategory: comment gimmick (not commenter gimmick) of the year, case-study: Rappin' Jake Sisko.

I vote between Hat and Scrawler.

I came here for the sluts.

Happy anniversary!  Make a sex tape for us!

Nuggets.

Rumpelstilskin is gonna be upset.

Wear a suit and say you're "HBO CEO of Tits."

Go as WOLF EYES.

(said with a thick, Irish brogue)

Smegma.