Ashton Kutcher tuuk ur jurbbs.

Just because it's not as ripe for easy parody as Precious or Paperboy doesn't make it any less Oscar-baiting bullshit.

Oooh new commenters to ship besides @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus & @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus !

Relatively major intersection was jammed up because the city was working on the stop lights, so it's been temporarily converted to a four-way stop.  Naturally, people have no idea/no patience to handle it, so there's a lot of assholes just running the light and not giving a shit and getting into fender benders.

Damn, look at all those likes for just writing your name.

Ayatollah Colm Meaney; Guyatollah; Orange County, CA; 27

Link to said awesome thread?

A real man would've have playfully continued the flirting.

My ginger beard often comes in less beardy and more patchy, so as it grows it just looks kinda 1800s old timey, possibly more than a little creepy.

No cake if you don't finish your broccoli.

And his guitar has a sticker that says "This Machine Kills the Damned."

Screw AVClub dating site.  I want an AVClub Bang-With-Friends equivalent.  I'm gunning for you @Dikachu:disqus (euphemistically speaking)!

Hat, you be creepin'

Pugs, you're fine.  It's the internet.  It sucks, but you don't owe them anything and they don't owe you anything.

"Godfellas" might be the greatest 22-minutes of animated television ever, possibly tied with "Homer Goes to College."

Touche.

So….much…………………………………….silk.

Oh Cousin Rose, BBC's equivalent to Family Matters' 3J.

Dwigt

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