I'd like to see a 90s Shere Khan up against the 90s Lex Luthor from the Adventures of Superman.  Battle of the corporate titans.

Ain't no party like a Mendelian party.

The Asphalt Jungle Book

We're reanimating Raul Julia to play King Louie.

Winner of the year.  Comment of the year.

This whole time I thought the answer was "Wiping the blood off your clown costume."

Up top!

Is that a con for Old-English pedophile enthusiasts?

Notches for notches.

Bender T?  Isn't that Bender B., or are we retconning canon this show latter-day Simpsons style now?

Late-20's male in Southern California; neurotic/anxious writer, spends days in a warehouse, nights in a theater. Agnostic, lapsed-Orthodox.  Half socialist, half libertarian. Figuring my angsty self out, gaining confidence.  Heats house with oven, cools house with fridge.

This should've been the opening narration to Kung Fu.

Where do you do theater, @avclub-5e5e0bd5ad7c2ca72b0c5ff8b6debbba:disqus ?

It's the best thing on here all week.

Not forcing anything is the best way to go, or "playing the long game" as I call it.

Me and my buddy are driving up from Orange County to the Valley for a friend's BBQ.

Counseling could be a great help for you.  Great luck your way with it.

Don't let the bastards get you down.  You'll pick up.  Use the combined spirit of the AVC animals for an extra energy boost.

Laced with hemlock.

I know I'm the sole minority on this one, but I still contend we only refer to A.A. Dowd as Keith Phipps.