I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA

Dick fart.

Slide whistle.

@LJo1:disqus The Astro-Twink: The Twinkie You Can Fuck

Put a butt plug up there first, that way she can't find entry at all!

Clam digging = a novice's approach to digitally stimulating a female's vaginer.

Wematanye, I see Texas, Wematanye!

#1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM

Their special talent is "surplus of cash and a moderately famous last name."  On top of that, they work their ass off to stay in the public consciousness, like a herpes sore that's never gone away.

Hey, hey, they also use white noise while boning.

Except he's doing a job, one that he's clearly thought about the ethics of , and tries to adhere to a general semblance of integrity (at least, as much integrity that springs from reality tv work).

Well, how else was I supposed to masturbate?

No one would be amused by a Bible-based Futurama?  A Turanga Magdalene? A Farnsworth Methuselah? Bender St. Paul?

And at some point the writer just starts phoning in the cities' names: Thessalonians….Galatians…..Romans….Philippians…..Colossians……James.

Douchey the Donkey would make a great traveling companion.

: The Brisening

THE GOOD NEWS, everyone!

Wrought, methoughts the mephitic olfaction palled the beast's extrails.

Alas, poor Greedo, I knew him well…

High school is only supposed to last four years.