IT'S THE FRESHMAKER!

I'm hope your working class immigrant, New York upbringing included hanging laundry on clotheslines strung up between the buildings.  Also, polishing your suspenders and mustaches.

When I grow up I want to be AVC's Cookie Monster.

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus 's just trying to get a free T-Shirt.

At least the kid got a free, signed copy of his father's film Putney Swope!

You don't even need to see the spelling of his name — just look at the kid's hair cut.  His parents are shitty people.

"Don't worry, Jax, I'm gonna go get that guy who threw sand in your eyes."

The A.V. Club

Except How Green Was My Valley is a fucking amazing film.

Chabon, Pynchon, Leonard would all be great.  He's very much exposed, too, but an AVC George RR Martin interview, I think would be a welcome change of pace from the usual interview dreck slapped at him.  Cormac McCarthy, too, and Stephen King since he seems game for almost anything.

It's not quite his normal polka medleys; most of the time they're a goofy lampooning of the whole "Now! That's What I Call Music" for whatever's part of the zeitgeist at the time of the current album.  Hot Rocks Polka deliberately eschews that for pure Stones classics and otherwise.  So yeah.

Shouldn't this feature be on a Sunday?

To be fair @avclub-0de6dd3e9c3035563f798edb70fd1955:disqus , I dislike Sophia Coppola's films too, I just disliked your comment more.

MUD WRESTLING!

It's like New Coke, but only served at Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.

You must be really happy.  Plus you have a long nose.  Are you Dikachu?

Bling Ringers starring Jeremy Irons

Step Up 2 The Bling

And is an alternate version of the original novel.

I took it more as "Blow-Out meet Suspiria meets The Conversation."