@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus yeah, this pretty much beats anything else.

Worst kind of crazy: my buddy's ex-girlfriend who he caught trying to make a chud-baby with his used condoms in order to snare him into a shotgun wedding.  We he called her out she'd threaten suicide along with killing the (non-existent) unborn baby.

@avclub-5351e766da507432ba6af62865e2488b:disqus later died of auto-erotic asphyxiation back at his apartment.

Better off, bro.

The only silver-lining when I have puke-shit food poisoning is it means I can lay in my bed, in pain all day, and watch Westerns.

The bone to backbone ratio is a fragile line which gentlemen of repute can notably slide from end-to-end, like a bent, inverted, and frictionless see-saw.

Dude, you don't have to be a cuntpunting cockhat like that.

Put the gun down, @avclub-0e639653c10d1353dfbc8e4a14df280e:disqus

I'd regret Larger Than Life.

THE WORLD FAMOUS

Bill Murray!

Bill Murray!

It's two and a half hours of watching the planet rotate in real time.

AVClub refuses to recognize your version of events, fingers-in-ear, la-la-la-ing while it only records history as a battle between SCDP and whatever rival Peggy's with now.

Wow, an Arthur joke on AVC.  This is a weird day.

This article is actually a wonderful break from the usual pop culture thinkpieces, and one that finds a very interesting position of overview between the popular and the culture we live in.  Good on Todd for really following through with this.  This article is still absolutely relevant to this site and yet, because of…

AND THEN HE HIT HIS WIFE!

It has nothing to do with the status.  It's because you're a horrible person.

I'm glad at least someone did this.

Can someone say double date?