Gentleman (& ladies), hire @avclub-ce6c92303f38d297e263c7180f03d402:disqus .

Don't say stage freeze, just do it.

Don't say stage freeze, just do it.

…..pretty sure he did bang the waitress; both Dennis and Mac have banged the waitress.

…..pretty sure he did bang the waitress; both Dennis and Mac have banged the waitress.

Wait, is the AVClub hiring its writing staff from undergrad programs now?  I want top-tier criticism, not freshmen "what's-happening-this-week"'s.

Wait, is the AVClub hiring its writing staff from undergrad programs now?  I want top-tier criticism, not freshmen "what's-happening-this-week"'s.

Northwestern? Sure the footballs a disaster but the math guys don't kid around!

Northwestern? Sure the footballs a disaster but the math guys don't kid around!

Barnett pre-WW2, Marshall post-WW2.

Barnett pre-WW2, Marshall post-WW2.

My glasses-pushing nerd recalls that he first taught at Barnett prior to WW2, and got a tenured position at Marshall after the war.

My glasses-pushing nerd recalls that he first taught at Barnett prior to WW2, and got a tenured position at Marshall after the war.

I'd watch Indiana Jones, Tom Brokaw, and Tom Daschle kick ass for 120 minutes.

I'd watch Indiana Jones, Tom Brokaw, and Tom Daschle kick ass for 120 minutes.

Dibs on Dawes.

Dibs on Dawes.

Stay around a while, @avclub-c1b1ca04d0e345d20e9287be1b6d7e01:disqus , and it'll be like Christmas every day!

Stay around a while, @avclub-c1b1ca04d0e345d20e9287be1b6d7e01:disqus , and it'll be like Christmas every day!

A perfectly wasted opportunity to start a comment section with "The world has changed."