And by screen, I'm pretty sure you mean cock.

Let both be.  Can't they both physically grace our mind's eye at the same time?

Let both be.  Can't they both physically grace our mind's eye at the same time?

@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus I prefer to use the remains of a tub of Ben & Jerry's I'm simultaneously consuming.

@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus I prefer to use the remains of a tub of Ben & Jerry's I'm simultaneously consuming.

Mother's maiden and all.

Mother's maiden and all.

See, on this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Bonnie. There's "I Love Bonnie," "The Bonnie Show," "Here's Bonnie!," "The Bonnie-Desi Comedy Hour," "Life With Bonnie,"…….

See, on this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Bonnie. There's "I Love Bonnie," "The Bonnie Show," "Here's Bonnie!," "The Bonnie-Desi Comedy Hour," "Life With Bonnie,"…….

The new AV Club Undercover House Band.

The new AV Club Undercover House Band.

This is what happens to our transliterive abilities when we remove latin from schools!

This is what happens to our transliterive abilities when we remove latin from schools!

Flagging out of turn?  You better believe that's a-flagging.

Flagging out of turn?  You better believe that's a-flagging.

Brendan Gleeson.

Brendan Gleeson.

Beck's Record Club already did this, so we'll file your application and keep you in mind just in case anything opens up.

Beck's Record Club already did this, so we'll file your application and keep you in mind just in case anything opens up.

The most obvious (and clearly, adorable) one would be Noel and Donna AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT.