She's named after the black maid in Gone With The Wind.

I always thought Larry the Cable Guy was the de facto legacy-sequel to the Ernest blockbusters?

I always thought Larry the Cable Guy was the de facto legacy-sequel to the Ernest blockbusters?

Ernest Has Herpes.

Ernest Has Herpes.

Ernest had a strict sperm bank regimen.

Ernest had a strict sperm bank regimen.

Zombie Jim Varney. Now there's a gimmick name.

Zombie Jim Varney. Now there's a gimmick name.

But you just want to take those cuddly, singing tumors home and squeeze them while you sleep.

But you just want to take those cuddly, singing tumors home and squeeze them while you sleep.

Like Spider-Man, just when we need him the most, Cookie Monster is nowhere to be found, preferring the straight path of the citizen among us.

Like Spider-Man, just when we need him the most, Cookie Monster is nowhere to be found, preferring the straight path of the citizen among us.

A Pussy Riot, but you can't blame a guy for dreaming.

A Pussy Riot, but you can't blame a guy for dreaming.

Ambient yammering, the lot.  I love it so.

Ambient yammering, the lot.  I love it so.

They're called SpaceCookies.  Get with the times.

They're called SpaceCookies.  Get with the times.

Who told you you could eat MY cookies!?!?