The best part is the delivery of "atoms" by his grandfather.  "A-Toms!  Six of them!"

The best part is the delivery of "atoms" by his grandfather.  "A-Toms!  Six of them!"

And then there was the time I tried sneaking under the door of a paid toilet.

And then there was the time I tried sneaking under the door of a paid toilet.

It already is Mr. Skin for TV, you just have to use your imagination.

It already is Mr. Skin for TV, you just have to use your imagination.

I actually rather enjoy "Dave Gets Revenge," if only primarily for his comfort at playing himself in the worst possible light.  His turn-around on the woman who broke his heart years ago is the ultimate schadenfreudistic fantasy of anyone who suffered a bad breakup, and I always enjoyed him going Richard Widmark on…

I actually rather enjoy "Dave Gets Revenge," if only primarily for his comfort at playing himself in the worst possible light.  His turn-around on the woman who broke his heart years ago is the ultimate schadenfreudistic fantasy of anyone who suffered a bad breakup, and I always enjoyed him going Richard Widmark on…

Why does every Twilight alum have those dead eyes that look like they can't read the lines on their cue cards?

Why does every Twilight alum have those dead eyes that look like they can't read the lines on their cue cards?

To be fair, a good 37 minutes of the film is the apparition playing solitaire.

To be fair, a good 37 minutes of the film is the apparition playing solitaire.

“If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?”

“If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?”

Sing Loudon Wainwright's "Lullabye" while rocking him slowly.

Sing Loudon Wainwright's "Lullabye" while rocking him slowly.

Homer and Marge's first kiss doesn't compare to Homer reenacting Bart's conception.  On the spermatozoa-scale, that is.

Homer and Marge's first kiss doesn't compare to Homer reenacting Bart's conception.  On the spermatozoa-scale, that is.

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus Now you make me want Rick Moranis to be the new professor for season 4.

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus Now you make me want Rick Moranis to be the new professor for season 4.