And a souciant of Juggalo tit-fat sweat residue

And a souciant of Juggalo tit-fat sweat residue

My 17 year old brother did that too, except it was during the summer, and it was at his Boy Scout summer camp.  He spent the week dealing out baggies of homemade blue rock candy; by the end of the week, he was using the younger scouts as mules, trucking bags to other campsites, establishing "dealers" through his…

My 17 year old brother did that too, except it was during the summer, and it was at his Boy Scout summer camp.  He spent the week dealing out baggies of homemade blue rock candy; by the end of the week, he was using the younger scouts as mules, trucking bags to other campsites, establishing "dealers" through his…

Malf!  Malf!   Do not besmirch the legacy of Donny Most on this website!

It's impossible to hate that movie.  It's got Nicole Kidman in full-on MILF mode.  Tell my 12-year-old boner that it's a terrible movie.

It's impossible to hate that movie.  It's got Nicole Kidman in full-on MILF mode.  Tell my 12-year-old boner that it's a terrible movie.

"Urban?  Bookstores?  Come on, Beloit, blacks don't read." — Hollywood Executive

"Urban?  Bookstores?  Come on, Beloit, blacks don't read." — Hollywood Executive

You're dead in my soul too.  So we beat on, boats against the current….

You're dead in my soul too.  So we beat on, boats against the current….

There's always an exception to the rule.

There's always an exception to the rule.

I generally like a lot of early Skynyrd, but fuck, I hate that song — though, to be honest, not so much for what it is, but much more for what it's become.

I generally like a lot of early Skynyrd, but fuck, I hate that song — though, to be honest, not so much for what it is, but much more for what it's become.

I need to comment before Tuesday's gone.

I need to comment before Tuesday's gone.

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus Wouldn't it be funny if, like, that person got gang raped by, like, 12 ducks?  Like right now?

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus Wouldn't it be funny if, like, that person got gang raped by, like, 12 ducks?  Like right now?

I, for one, would like to live in a Republican universe where legitimate voter fraud outnumbered legitimate rape.