Lies. My hands are so big. They are the biggest, best hands around. They can crush boulders. Bigly!

That fish was annoying. A failed fish.

Spicer isn't as smart as me. His brain is tiny. His hands two.

The cat said it best. Wrong.

Your muscles are so big. They are the best muscles!

As always, failing Hollywood doesn't know what to do because they lost so badly! I won so much that they are still crying like the limousine babies they are. Sad!

You are tremendous!

This guy, I like this guy. Never quits!

Dukat is a friend and a tremendous leader. He did great for Bajor!

This is confusing.

Seems legit. Tremendous!

A true patriot!

Chicago dogs are the worst. Anything else is tremendous. Carnage and relish don't go together. Kraut!

I have a thing for redheads. Gonna grab Archie by the P****.

I'm younger than this pope.

Thank you Barry Allen, a great guy the best, for my victory. Without his constant meddling in the timeline no Americans would have disbelieved credible reports of Russian interference and blatant FBI law breaking. The Flash is tremendous!

I'm glad you voted for me but friend, that guy is wearing a German (or Austrian) Army WWII legacy type M43 field cap. His intent is clear he's a Wehrmacht wannabe who can't afford the real article and has bad picket-fence teeth. Look at that guy! Shorter than little Marco! Shorter than failed transformer Shie LeBeef!…

People I am officially distancing myself from failed wrapper Chris Brown. He is the worst telling lies about me and can't even get his slurs right. Failed comedian Azizeez Ensa… Anzar… Anzwhatever is red dot Indian not an ISIS. Sad!

Think of our brave veterans out there. They are our best people, tremendous people, fantastic people! That is why today I ordered a freeze on hiring for the entire Federal Government. It is such a great move that will effect veterans and people leaving the service more than anyone else as they have government…

Believe me, believe me. I'm not my followers. They are crazy. A wise man once asked who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him. That man? Me. Still winning so much!