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LA water is that bad? That is awful. We had a water-softner in our chalet on the Yukon. Hard water. The hardest, worst iron water and I got stained by it until I used Trump brand salt. It became tremendous.

The best water you'll ever drink, ever, is in the Trump Towers across the world. Believe me, your thirst will lose so badly that when you piss it out it still can't believe how bad it lost. Trump Water is the best most fantastic water ever. Wet!

You are tremendous. Believe me.

Wrong. BEST AV Club Trump.

Not Nazis. They are Alt-Human Beings. Ok?

Great. More Seth Meyers. He's so unfunny it is amazing. Keeps right on losing. He should be helping me unite the country and now he is on the list! Watch yourself!

Still losing so hard you lost! 150 million came to my inauguration!

Eric has dead eyes. Like a dolls eyes…

This guy, I love this guy. He never ever stops! Greatest most tremendous poster of all time. He wins so much the libs are still losing!

Fantastic poster. The best!

Failed King burnt his own daughter who still isn't nearly as hot as Ivanka. Stannis lost so hard he still can't believe it. Sad!

Wrong. Barron goes to the best school. It's fantastic. If UR coming after the King get the facts straight. Typical SNL amateurs!

Wrong. My supporters are just sleeping because they have to work three jobs to pay for beer and cigarettes.

Bug eyed actor tells lies about me at stupid loser protest. No one went to those loser parades. 15 million people came to my inauguration. Boardwalk Empire is terrible TV. We need to come together or else! Still losing!

My friend is back. He is the best poster. Even when he wins he is outraged! He is petty enough to come back over and over! Great HAL!

CBS is already doing that. No one is going to pay for that crap streaming service. Bigly sad!

Caligula was a failed Emperor. Claudius was much better. Believe me. Terrible!

I will have every one of our intelligence agencies look into the lack of delivery. Very sad!

Terrible failed art. Art is supposed to bring America together. Instead liberals lost so hard they resorted to unAmerican trash. We are one America and but the enemy list grows! Sad!

She's pretty hot. Great show!