Atta boy. Nasty dots!

McDonalds fries when they were fried in beef tallow. They suck now. Sad!

Toby Keith will be our new Secretary of State. And believe me, believe me those boots will be made in America! Watch out enemies who are still losing so bad they can't get over it!

My song: the Horst Wessel Lied! Tremendous!

Wrong. Tomorrow afternoon failed comedian and lousy Apprentice contestant Andrew Clay will be charged with treason. Oh! Sad!

So regal and Presidential. So strong and powerful. Bigly hands. Class!

This site gives me more free publicity then my good friends at Fox. Thanks!

Obama wanted to rip babies out of their mothers 10-11 months into pregnancies. Sad!

Wrong. Scott Baio vs. @RobSchneider will be next years best actor oscar category. Tremendous!

Underrated actor Scott Baio is a great friend and terrific actor. Joni loves CHA-CHI is the greatest show of all time. It will be the greatest, most tremendous, fantastic inauguration ever. Get him an oscar! So much better than that nasty Meryl Streep!

He said that out loud and in front of everyone? What an idiot! Some things are only said behind closed doors. Sad!

Four years and change. Bela Legosi is overrated.

Way ahead of you. And @StephenBaldwin will star in a play he wrote based on Atlas Shrugged. It will be yuuuge! Tremendous!

Prussia is a loser. They lost so hard they were dissolved as a political entity. Frederick the Overrated. He liked to grab Katte in the you know what. Sad!

Election is over. I had the greatest landslide. I won so hard Libs are still crying! What happens to them now, well, you know what. Ask Chris Christie.

"What makes a Nazi?" I already know all about 4Chan. They were yuuuge for me. Believe me, believe me after my biggest victory ever they are some bad hombres.

That broad gives me the creeps. I think she actually believes in what I say.

Mark Hamill is such a bad actor he can't stop trolling himself on the Twitter! A broken clock is right twice a day. Hilarious!

Shmi may have been another drug addicted Tatooine welfare queen but at least she didn't murder hundreds of thousands of innocent people. Luke got rich off the misery of millions by starting a fake war and directing donations to the Skywalker Foundation. Terrible!

Wrong. My tweets are evidence of a very big menacing brain. The best menacing brain!