Dr. Ben Carson and Don King. They are great friends. The best.

They are paid by the liberals to cause trouble. Get em out of here!

It's my inside voice. My President voice. The voice I use without using my yuuuge hands.

The Room is the greatest film ever made. Crooked Lisa didn't deserve Johnny.

Evil wizards are not nice. They use magic to further their own fiendish agendas. Anyone that manipulates the dark arts is not to be trusted. They are harbingers of doom.

Wrong. Circles are flat.

Wrong. Great American Hero.

Look, this guy is not great. He was terrible at civil rights. I'm great with civil rights. I have the best rights. I like civil rights guys who don't get beaten up. Terrible.

Another unfunny SNL. Canadian refugee Lorne Michaels just playing to liberals who lost so bad they think @StephernBaldwin isn't the best Baldwin. Sad!

Secondrate art and cheap paper. This comic is overrated and tells lies about me. Sad!

How would you like to be the head Meeseeks? The best Meeseeks. I do great with Meeseeks.

Looks like liberal hollywood has another big bomb on their hands. The biggest bomb. Hire real actors next time. Scott Baio or Jon Voight should have been in this. How can a chick be president when they can't even ghostbust right? Sad!

Great man. Fantastic!

This broad, this broad is nothing like me. Try again internet. Sad!

Only one Matt Damon? They should be all Matt Damons. We don't win anymore. See China, Chiiina is taking us to the cleaners again! Look I'll make a deal with China, a great deal, and believe me, believe me Clint Eastwood will be directing this thing and that whole wall will be Matt Damons.

This is the best idea. This will be the best movie. Make five. Rebel Wilson is great! I love Rebel Wilson. Fantastic!

I know movies. I'm in some of the best movies. This list is terrible. Failed liberal social justice writers picking all the unfunny chick comedies to be politically correct. Not a single Dennis Miller film on either lists. Terrible!

@HillaryClinton. A new documentary about you. Hilarious!

Look, I love Wonder Woman. I do great with the Wonder Women. The Wonder Women love me. But women directors make boring unfunny movies like the new lady Ghostbusters. Gal Gadot who can't even spell her own name right hates men. Hates them. It will be a terrible movie. Sad!

Sad!