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Failed King Tommen once again bows to liberal socialist Sparrow. While he wears Mom pantaloons riding his horse side-saddle, Essos is eating our lunch! Trial by combat is what made Westeros great! Disgrace!

Failed King Tommen once again bows to liberal socialist Sparrow. While he wears Mom pantaloons riding his horse side-saddle, Essos is eating our lunch! Trial by combat is what made Westeros great! Disgrace!

Out of touch liberal Hollywood getting a lesson in real filmmaking soon. Mel Gibson about to make another classic. Finally a pro-Israel film. Good for u Mel! Make Hollywood great again!

Best film ever. An example of when America was great. Would hire Pat Bateman on the spot. Has initiative and heart!

Terrible idea to remake a classic movie to please political-correctness. Failed director Paul Feig should be ashamed for forcing unfunny chick humor on everyone. He should stick to making the same unfunny Melissa McCarthy movie over and over. Liberal Hollywood is out of touch with real Americans. Will they remake

Second-rate actress Meryl Streep does a terrible impression of me. She looks like Andy Richter and failed Tonight Show host Conan O'Brian had a fat ugly baby. I can't believe they gave her Oscars. She only wins them because women get their own category because they can't compete with guys like Oscar winner Jon Voight

I love the Monkees. The Monkees love me. I'm doing great with the Monkees. Much better than the loser America-hating Beatles. Beatles can't even spell right. The Monkees do the Beatles better than losers John, Paul, George and little Ringo. Best band ever.

Ginger Giant Sansa now looking to little Petyr Baelish for help. He can't even protect himself from loser Starks who cut him open. I like guys that don't lose duels. Another great decision by a Stark. Don't lose your big pretty red head! Sad.