MOTHERFUCKER

There is a Twilight Zone Marathon on Netflix at all hours of the day and night.

My resolution is to download the newest episode of Sherlock as soon as it hits the mothafuckin' intertrons tomorrow afternoon.

Professional drinkers, or professional cliche users?

Question: will this work if you are in fact overseas? It bugs me that I can't use netflix when I'm traveling.

I read the Kingkiller Chronicles (well, the first 2) by Patrick Rothfuss this fall on vacation.
I seriously have not had that much actual fun reading a book in quite a while.

Nope no studying, really, but honestly? There is this book called the Dictionary of Cultural Literacy and I swear to you I feel like the Jeopardy authors must use that book. I had been reading it sort of just to cover my general knowledge and there were definitely questions on other shows taping that day that I was…

I think Joel and Julia being your favorite couple is the real problem here.

Yes! It's ricockulous that people would be like "I need this relationship to be about honesty so here is a confession that is going to serve only to alleviate my guilt and destroy the trust you had in me forever."

I won an episode in 2010. Took the online test, got asked to audition in Chicago, then got a call a few months later.

I am interested in encountering the disdainful tongue of Benedict Cumberbatch.

I saw them tape for Austin City Limits and it was pretty incredible. But then, I had never seen them live when they were still together so my absolute and pure deep-level of "I can't believe this is really happening" might have clouded the thing a bit.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BEING THE RIGHT KIM

The waitress was so mean.

Get out of Brooklyn…and into a Lobsterita!

I need it to be mineral-free, if that's ok

Whey To Go!

Sauteed serranos sound amazing and also a great way to pepper spray yourself.

I have a shameful soft spot for bro-humor. I can't help it, and I have no excuse, but there it is. Will Ferrell movies, Tosh.0, Adam Sandler.

My husband and I have this idea of doing a kids' album of covers of inappropriate songs.