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Theon also won't be doing much fucking.

Naw, it's the next episode.  The title of the show on the 2nd or whenever is "The Rains of Castamere" which by the way was pleasing shoutout to fans, and I guess priming the non-book-reading dopes like my husband to understand what the fuck is going on when that song gets played at the party next week.

I know, right?
- Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- Increase in Pants Size
- Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
- Insert Donuts Anywhere
- He's fat

I always wanted to start a band called the Dukes of Huh-ZARD where we did baroque parlor music covers of 80s hits in full dandy costume.

look can someone explain to me why it seems like James Franco makes 100x the normal saliva amount of any human being on the planet?  He is constantly spraying it.

It seems like a logical programming decision to put Scandal somewhere in there too.

Austin: If it doesn't come in either festival or taco forms, we are not interested. 

What books have you been reading?  Catelyn is a fucking asshole in the books, from the get-go.  She acts rashly, impulsively, and emotionally, and basically either starts or continues all the bullshit.  She's the WORST.

Drogon looked actually really scary this time.  I have been mostly "AW BABY DRAGON" but now I'm like "yikes fucking dragon."

I was getting some strong "bitch be conspiracizin'" from that letter in High Valyrian she was writing.

Am I just crazy because I thought in the books it was definitely stated that Jeyne Westerling was knocked up.

Also those eyebrows she looks like a fucking Mentat

Seriously, Charles Dance for ALL the fucking Emmys.  His vaguely contemptuous "leave me" pause was like the best acting I've seen out of any fucking cast member on this show, and it was a short throwaway moment.  Sardo Numspa is fucking killing it.

Dude I loved that movie, I think I saw it on HBO or something and was surprised that I liked it. I have this always felt slight affection for Devon Sawa because of it.

Dude I loved that movie, I think I saw it on HBO or something and was surprised that I liked it. I have this always felt slight affection for Devon Sawa because of it.

I had to log on from my fucking phone (thanks for blocking comments, work) to say that Connie Britton was really nice when we met her and she didn't know we knew who she was. We were flying back from LA to Austin and my husband and I were in different rows. She offered to switch with me so I could sit next to my

I had to log on from my fucking phone (thanks for blocking comments, work) to say that Connie Britton was really nice when we met her and she didn't know we knew who she was. We were flying back from LA to Austin and my husband and I were in different rows. She offered to switch with me so I could sit next to my

And JoBeth Williams would be his wife in everything.

And JoBeth Williams would be his wife in everything.

I was deeply, deeply in love with Michael Biehn when I was a 13 year old girl.  All my friends loved Corey Haim or whatever teenaged boy was cute, but I was all in lust for Cpl. Hicks.