I was deeply, deeply in love with Michael Biehn when I was a 13 year old girl.  All my friends loved Corey Haim or whatever teenaged boy was cute, but I was all in lust for Cpl. Hicks.

Is it bad that I kind of love the whole trashy trainwreck thing she has going on?

You mean *SPOILER* jumping out of a goddamned helicopter into the Potomac in wintertime did not bother you? What a champ, she is such a survivor, if only she'd been on that one airplane crash, she totally would have survived.

oh wait that's describing something else completely. try this
http://beauty.about.com/od/…

Oh my god you guys are gonna be so disappointed.

OH THANK GOD
I had no idea where I was going to go for my favorite thing, which is chicks with expensive blowouts interpreting things like Shakespeare and fairy tales but in a less offensive, literate way.

It's the same way with Breaking Bad. The promos are just the fucking worst on AMC. They NEED to be watching more HBO and seeing how those guys do it, those tantalizing fuckfaces over in Premium Cable.

If this show would ditch the Draper's Home Life Nordic Family Saga I would be so fucking happy. It has always needed to focus less on its stupid homey shit and more on the office stuff.

Yeah, I will bet 1,000,000 space bucks that Franklin is coming back from smooshed headville.

Let's play "please kill off these people!"

Dear A.V. Club
I was interested in seeing a movie this weekend, and upon seeing your B review of this movie, I thought "well, that must mean it's pretty good, all things being equal, the A.V. Club is pretty fair on its ratings and I generally agree with them."

Clearly you must not be watching Breaking Bad.

Why? Are you familiar with the genetic recurrence of particular vagina afflictions?

It's a livejournal

what the fuck guys

This feature is depressing me
This was the month and year I got married. The complete lack of relevance of many of these artists is making me feel fucking OLD.

Van Dykes are fly if you look like a Spanish explorer, completely un if you do not. Soul patches are completely horrible and should be outlawed by the state.

To be clear: I do not hate facial hair. My husband has an awesome beard that is very cool and sexy. I hate a) goatees, b) goatees that do not make a full goatee but instead a weird landing strip in between what appears to be chin parentheses), c) anything that uses the "Don Johnson" length guard, and d) shit that…

I was a totally tedious asshole at a party on Saturday night lecturing strangers about how they should watch Breaking Bad. I hope that Aaron Paul sends me some flowers because I am certainly not making any friends.

Jesus is not adorable
Specifically because of that fucking gross-ass facial hair. Yick. He looks like he's trying to join a re-imagining of O-Town or something.