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I WISH I wrote like Margaret Atwood instead of stupid Stephen King, which is embarrassing.

Steroids! The solution of the future!

THIS IS NOT GOING TO STOP ME
From continuing to work on my zombie musical.

Bali Haaai
Will fuck you

Sean rules. This ruled.

Who DIDN'T get robbed in the rest of the cast? The fact that there's only room for Cranston and Paul in the stupid Emmy categories is bullshit, because the following people should all have Emmys:

I realize I'm super late to this whole thing but Ghost World is epically painful for me to watch because Enid reminds me of me at that age so particularly that I feel like I'm watching home movies. That earnest stupid "I must define myself" kind of attempting to be cool but also is just really awkward and sad, my god

What they need to do is promote Darryl.

Okay be honest
She totally said "equivocatin'," didn't she? DIDN'T SHE?!?!

Yeah, although I'm more willing to chalk it up to American Idol-type business. Like, they're not taking on a ton of Italian Dice Clay types or prop comics or whatever. I mean, it's kind of the sign of the Apocalypse but Carrot Top is keeping himself in permanent eyeliner and steroids thanks to a successful Vegas run.

So there are actually people who love Bill? I thought you guys were fake.

Yeah, the lack of comments gives me a sad since I surf 99% of my time on my phone.

Okay, good point.

How do you say
"You sunk my battleship, and also my sense of self-respect for being in this shitty movie" in Swedish?

She really, really was. Like, oh nice, that's a super interesting story you exaggerated about a yoga class and put a funny voice in. Ugh ugh ugh the worst.

Well, here's the problem with not getting into an all-out, Fring-must-die scenario. All Walt did by killing Gale (which is I guess the saddest part) is buy himself a little more time (ah, irony). I hardly think Fring is gonna be all "oh, okay, cool bro, you killed two of my employees, lied to me, had your buddy who

Eric
I particularly liked his screaming into his Bluetooth. Very Sheriff of Area 5-ey.

Yep. This isn't where it stops, it can't be; he's got to figure out now how to save himself, for good. That's probably gonna be by getting into a war with Fring.

I think Season 6 Xander is such a raging asshole across the board that it makes me excited for (SPOILER) him losing that fucking eye in S7.

I just saw that last weekend for the first time, and I completely agree, although I would also like to just interject that it saddens me to say that Peter Sarsgaard or whatever was fucking terrible in this movie.