I'm personally kind of falling in love with Cookie Monster.

Yay there should be something in Austin at the end of the summer where we could still have Rabin and get Ellie and then whatever poor fucking suckers living in Waco could come down as well.

I, on the other hand, demand the word "snarky" been taken back to 2001, murdered in cold fucking blood, and left there to die, alongside "woot" and anything else that has become defacto intertrons speak that drives me personally bernaners.

This Movie & Being Drunk
Here is what I really need to know, as I have tickets to a Saturday showing. Exactly how long do I need to drink beforehand in order for this to be entertaining, without passing out/heckling/etc. in the actual movie? I've given my self ~ 3 hours of frontload time.

They have a cool roadie, though
I mean, he's Canadian, but I met him in an airport lounge in D.C., and he was a pretty rad dude. For a Canadian. I felt kind of bad for him that he was about to embark on an Epic Backstreet Journey, but I guess you gotta pay the bills, eh?

Some of you guys are being too self-deprecating about your twitters. Start sellin' me, dudes. Like "holy fucking shit guys all I post is videos of me karate kicking cats in the balls" and stuff.

@smackdown

This is inspiring
I am not trolling for wang, but it does make me think it would be fun to occasionally have local meetups. Someone organize an Austin one.

Props to Olivia Newton-John
For having the best lines in the show.

Braking Badly
Walt Jr. needs a spinoff!

This show kicks in Mad Men's dick so hard.

I would like to change my answer about the best episode of the show, please.

Surfer Rosa is without a doubt their best. "All I know, is that there were rumors, he was into field hockey players. There were rumors…"

I really would like to see Bob Odenkirk nominated for his performance. I know he won't be, but he should be.

Incidentally, I really adore the mid-century look of that car wash.

Your blog is dead.

This Show
Should really be called "Families Who Don't Mind Their Own Fucking Business."

Sometimes I do that thing
When I am feeling really gross when you kind of sing "Jesus come move my jaw for me." I got a letter from Patton the other day saying "When you are joking with your friends, please do not assume they are literate with Patton Oswalt(TM)'s Brand of Comedy(Copyright, 2008). Make sure any…

Yeah, I really just gleaned it from the obvious "Walt's got insomnia" bit in the beginning. Shit gets crazy when you don't get enough sleep. You start hallucinating and losing your shit. Doesn't seem off or unbelievable at all to me. It's way more unbelievable in shows where they have dudes who've been awake for 5…

Maybe because I have watched (to catch up) all 2.5 seasons in the span of 2 weeks, but it seems really crazy that there are people who watch this show specifically because of the "action" because the "action" ones are so rare in comparison. If you were to ask me what the show was about, I would probably say…