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Seriously, the Buffy coverage is my favorite thing on the internet during the summers.

I think we can all agree that hating that passive-aggressive harpy bitch Skyler is a non-gender-dependent exercise. I literally get an itch in my hand every time she's on screen to fucking slap the shit out of her.

Okay this is kind of a weird, very specific question, but the camera was shaking in the room they were in - you know, that zoomed-out shot with both of them sitting across from each other? Either the room itself or the camera was shaking, and I found it very distracting, and was spending most of the time trying to

So I'm the only one who found the combination of Jesse's speech about the box and then his later attempt to seed his new market at rehab group or whatever just incredibly fucking sad?

Pacific Islander Fetish was the guy with the big suitcase

Sorry, haters, you're wrong about both Ansari and McBride. I thought Ansari's actual standup was great, just as great as the whole Raaaaandy thing (come on, seriously, none of you thought the Kanye jokes were funny? I don't even know you anymore) and if anyone talks shit about Foot Fist Way or Eastbound and Down I

That grey shirt he was wearing in the beginning of the show was awesome. Where do they shop for him? I hate the long-sleeve-under-the-shirt thing but his t-shirts are pretty uniformly badass.

Right, except that then it just turns out, once again, from Walt's perspective that it was lucky, I guess? Or he just got busted lying to the boss when he knew what he was really up to.

New to the Show
Well, not really - I just watched the past two seasons and the rest of this one over about a two-week period.

I am afraid that Gale is going to die. It seems like you can't exactly be like "oh sorry, you're being downsized from the meth lab."

I am God, and I am here to save you from that guy's post.

The actor's name is Rami Malek (I just looked him up) and I agree - out of everyone on this show, I will bet dollars to donuts that guy is going to be the breakout star. He completely dominates every scene he's in.

I saw this dude at the downtown Austin Schlotsky's once. I don't know how bad ass that is. I did a double take and he nodded his head like "yeah, it's me" and then I got my hot sauce and went on my merry sandwich way.

Alexander Skarsgard is so fucking amazing, it is actually a little painful to look at him and realize I am not currently Kate Bosworth and so will never have sex with him as I want to, badly.

Who's the tall blond dude in the blue shirt? Because he's cute.

I would totally let him stick it in. He is mega fucking hot.

Hahaha Finish Every Bite Of My Dinner Man. That guy sounds like he sucks ass. Or was a closet feeder.

That show was good. I am sad it was canceled.

As a woman, I feel qualified to attest that there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE even remotely, possibly attractive about Rainn Wilson or Dwight Schrute. I wouldn't fuck him with Sharon Stone's vagina.

Yeah, that sort of thing tends generally to just make me feel like a fucking failure. These young-ass billionaires, man, what the fuck.