I don't care about this scene though, except for that ping pong ball thing, which, ugh.

Yes, that's it! There is a movie everyone seems to adore, so if you don't like it, it's just being perverse! TADA, criticism rendered invalid. That is some good old-fashioned egocentrism, right there.

Children of Men - the Great Divider
I learned this lesson many moons ago, right after Children of Men came out, and am pleased and chagrined to see that it seemingly continues:

Chris Pratt
Is really, REALLY funny. I am starting to get a crush on him and am pretty sure that a dinner party with him and his wife and Amy Poehler and her husband would be the best thing ever.

Also, the crazy shoulder pads on Blake Lively along with her 'I made this chainmail necklace in shop class' accessory was good for a few WTFs.

No!
Lady Gaga owns.

Brian Regan
Is not, by any shape or definition, COOL, but holy shit that guy writes a mean joke. He makes me laugh and laugh like a big stupid idiot. He totally deserves more credit than he gets.

He's amazing. I saw him on his last tour at the Paramount (well, I don't know if it was his last, it was for Chewed Up, Todd Barry opened for him) and I thought I was gonna die. I have so much love for Louis C.K. - I want him to be in everything always forever and make 70 bajillion dollars.

Wait, she's not pregnant AGAIN, is she? Didn't she already have her baby in the spring?

You also have to be specific about Indiana Jones because Raiders is like, the greatest action movie of all time, but Temple of Doom sucks ass.

Word. I feel like I'm living in Bizarro World with all these "Ghostbusters 2 is good" and "Ghostbusters sucks"

Every Thanksgiving
I open a bottle of champagne right after I have put the turkey in the oven and watch Best in Show and work on getting shitfaced. It's a perfect amount of time before I have to start the other sides, and I get a chance to relax before it becomes chaos.

I am not anti-babies. I am anti-people-feeling-compelled-to-examine-their-own-beliefs-and-write-a-book-about-it-because-of-the-magicalness-of-their-precious-progeny thing.

Can you adults actually address what I was trying to bring up as to how it's a pretty lofty goal to discuss abandoning meat eating but what do you do when it's so ingrained in a specific culture?

You know what vegans/vegetarians need to do?

Yeah.

Yeah, poor, insanely fucking hot Puck. I would let him be my babydaddy.

I never watched this show while it was originally on, and I just started Season 3. Season 2 was pretty fucking boss - the one with True Blood where they find the other spaceship was pretty crazy.

Oh wait, I'm wrong, Tom Waits did. I love you, Tom Waits. Both the poster and the singer.

I notice none of you list Bunny, and for that you should be fucking MADE TO REPENT.