I am probably going to go see this, incognito.

God, does anyone use that …"cakes" thing anymore? What is this, 2001?

Eternal Sunshine makes my husband and me cry every single fucking time we see it, like babies, and it always ends with snucking declarations of "I would never erase you, honey," cheesiness.

You guys, Idris Elba wants you to know that he is not Stringer Bell and that he wants to be recognized for his whole body of work, mostly that movie that's coming out that has that Hulk chick from Heroes and Beyonce fighting over who gets to hump him.

Grodin Rules
Anyone ever see "The Lonely Guy?" Granted, Steve Martin is the lead, but he would be NOTHING with out Grodin and his pet fern, motherfucker.

Yes. That is what it was.

@Gleeth I think you mean Lockhart.

Yep, me too. As far as I'm concerned, anyone involved with EB&D has earned themselves a me as their ticket-buying audience for the rest of their careers.

The thing about Faris is that she is consistently the absolute best part of a lot of really mediocre-to-crappy movies that she's in, rendering them watchable and actually funny while she's on screen, which I think is a pretty big accomplishment.

Freddy Krueger = Career Suicide.
I think this is really a bad idea for him. With Little Children and Watchmen, it seemed like he really got a chance for a career resurgence, and now is going to relegate himself into Stupid Horror Movie territory. It's a shame, actually.

Something totally tangential
Boy, that guy with lemonface must be the worst FBI agent in the world (no wonder he got fired) if he isn't just a wee bit surprised that his across-the-way neighbor he's boning has had a baby and HASN'T MENTIONED IT ONCE.

Did you say "dick cream?"

Hmm…
I like Ben Folds but hate a capella - is this something I would be interested in?

Weinstein
I look forward to a whitewashed, simpering interpretation of Garland's story designed to inspire sad old white ladies like my mom who will make their daughters watch it with them and then clutch our arms and say "she really was such a star, honey, they don't make them like that anymore," and you're all "I…

Dude, whatever. That poem is by far Thomas's most famous, to a fault, and not knowing the name of The One Thing That Everyone Has Heard Of Him Because Of makes you look really, really stupid.

A-A-Anxiety
So I am callous, robotic and emotionless, and do not eschew any music based on its presence in my life, although I don't know if I would listen to that weirdo Electro-Jazz I was listening to when my boyfriend killed himself, but I am pretty sure that's because the music sucked because I was also listening…

BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD Y'ALL

Oh, sorry, got it confused since I hadn't had Family Home Evening since I was 10.

SRSLY. What, does the ward have a cheatsheet they handed out to everyone?

Alby
I am really impressed that this show manages to somehow make me root for him and Nicki against Barb and Bill and Margene. Fuck 'em up, Compound Kids!