Too Weird To Science

Point Broke

Hang ten

"What would America love more than that?"

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus That should be Gooddamn it.

I'm watching the Asylum version: Contest of Fancy Chairs for Royalty

It's a pastel black

*confusion is now compounded quarterly*

The network, pivot, is all lowercase because it's what the cool kids do, but cool kid idol Gordon-Levitt's project is HitRECord, with caps in the wrong places.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus The Great Lakes technically connect to the Atlantic Ocean by the St. Lawrence seaway.

The other downside of Florida is that it's Florida.

A friend of mine who lives in Manhattan and has never been west of the hudson river once told me there was no reason to ever leave NYC because you can do everything you want there.

If he was also overweight and belligerant, he could have made chief.

Sense and Sensibility and Hansel and Gretel and Zombies and Witches

souse chef:
Yeah, but as an apostate, I recognized it for what it was and abandoned it. Most people just keep clicking on it.

*refuses to click on link, suspects rickroll*

His speech will be interrupted by Steven Soderberg saying "Imma let you finish, but Channing Tatum gave the best performance of all time! ALL TIME!"

SCRATCH Acid: All the anger and childlike temper tantrums are what make it such great Hollywood material!

What?!? No way! The old testament is packed full of more excitement, chaos, and destruction than a Jerry Bruckheimer movie!

Maybe they're hoping moviegoers will transform from Smeagol to Gollum by the time the final film rolls around?