I've played AD&D since the sixth grade (I'm in my 40's now) and in all that time there are a couple iconic monsters I've never encountered: Umber Hulks and Beholders. The DM's I've played with just haven't ever thrown either of those in. I think I've probably encountered all of the other legendary creatures though.…

She's no Jack Kennedy.

As usual, Satan is right.

Several years ago, George Carlin suggested a show just like that, that he wanted to call Maniac on Drugs.

So many possible locations to choose from…

*puts on John Mahoney mask*

"Destiny": A predetermined or inevitable course of events.

Miley is her stripper name

@avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus Brain size is probably normally distributed

Trans4mers 4: Dinosaurs: 4mer Terra4mers

That means half of them have brains smaller than walnuts

I'd say humans are the worst. Dogs a distant second.

Served by a comely wench?

Huzzah!

2nd Edition or GTFO!

Ochre Jelly or GTFO

THAC0!

I cannot stop myself from pronouncing his name "CAN-yay"

*cue conspiracy theorists

I was hoping for Donald Gibb, myself.