All their clothes fall off.

The only Oscar predictions I believe are Jackie Harvey's.

And glitter

The day the Musak died

Somebody deploy Blues Traveler to Siam immediately!!!

I've got my monorail tickets booked already!

I've got my monorail tickets booked already!

Sean, you've accidentally posted your April Fool's article a couple months early.

Raging Hormones, Hidden Sausage

It's not that Gretchen Carlson is hard to like. She's IMPOSSIBLE to like!

Gretchen Carlson is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

PLOT: Terminator is sent back in time to stop Hollywood from making shitty sequels and reboots.

He meant "high maintenance"

Nom nom nom…

SNAFU… FUBAR

Yipee-kay-yay Mr. Fucker

I had to look up the definition of that word

If you've got already got Katy Perry and Usher, is it even possible to add Fun?

Nicely done, O'Neal!

I hereby damn you to hell.