It'll take until 2014 just to click through all those links.

Hay.

That's a very good point, otherwise, no one would ever know that he likes to smoke pot.

"The only way to combat obesity is to eat more cheeseburgers!"

"The only way to combat obesity is to eat more cheeseburgers!"

Michael Jackson is dead?!?

Michael Jackson is dead?!?

POINTERCOUNT: Anecdotes

POINTERCOUNT: Anecdotes

"Wishing you and yours a happy jane…"

"Wishing you and yours a happy jane…"

There's some lovely filth down here!

There's some lovely filth down here!

Tron III: Season of the Glitch

Tron III: Season of the Glitch

I have seen Tron.

I have seen Tron.

Come to my hotel room tonight at 9pm and I'll tell you all about it.

Come to my hotel room tonight at 9pm and I'll tell you all about it.

Aladdin 2