William Hughes' answer is correct, but I think he hallucinated the ingredient "avocado hearts."

Please let me know where you're finding Blantons for $40 or less in Chicago.

If the "Great Job, Internet" tag didn't turn you off, the line "progenitor of the 'Dicks Out For Harambe' meme" should.

Looks like "cancelled" is on the list multiple times for good reason, since it's spelled "canceled" in the US.

As far as band names go, Pussy is the new Wolf.

Did Kevin Arnold's dad really say, in regards to the STL pitcher, "This guy would throw at Malala," during the pregame conference at the plate or did I hallucinate it? Also loved the "Is that Elsa?" line, both of which felt like high fastballs.

And what's with the passive/aggressive "No thanks, I don't need important updates" link to close the box? In what world is a notification about yet another fast food article an "important update?"

No, guys. You're doing it wrong. The second-worst item for any "ranked" article is always supposed to be "Getting hit by a car." Please correct this oversight and let me know what day the A.V. Club Funbag is going to run.

I want a version of Mario Kart that collects every track they've ever released in a Mario Kart game.

When I saw the screenshot of Mr. Stipe, I thought I'd accidentally clicked on the duck dynasty newswire link below.

How's about "Get in the Ring?" Apparently, G'n'R didn't care much for Bob Guccione Jr.

Tell your American Gods to ready for blood.

I'm not sure Joe Lo Truglio would appreciate being referred to as an "alumna" of The State, despite how often he appeared in drag on that series.

"Right before bed" is 11:30 PM, and breakfast is at noon? Oh, to be young again. Kids these days, get off my lawn, etc.

"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh." - Al Swearengen

"Pastyjournalist's favorite book is magazines."

"What's the most interesting thing you've gotten to do as a famous person that you wouldn't have had the opportunity to do as a member of the unwashed masses?"

Frank Black's "The Dream is Over" was a bootleg I loved. Apparently, as the story goes, he did a few solo sets in Europe either shortly before or shortly after killing off the Pixies in order to pay for a transatlantic ocean voyage to get him back home, and this recording was from one of those. Just him and an…

Pandora used to have fantastic algorithms and was a great way to explore new music. Now it just plays the same damn playlist over and over. It is used in my gym, and there are 3 popular stations that people select: Metallica, Foo Fighters and Classic Rock. Because of this, in the year 2015, I hear the following bands…

I'd take (Don't Fear) The Reaper, but starting at the guitar solo and continuing through the feedback sustain that takes us through the last verse. I'd need about 2 minutes to walk to the batter's box, but baseball is a leisurely gentleman's game. I can't imagine anyone would mind.