Somebody give this man a fork and a malfunctioning toaster and let nature take its course.

But how does the Trump administration factor in to all this?

Maybe a headline like the one yesterday that begins, "Nonexistent Child Named Pickle" could be taken as proof that the AV Club should stick to pop culture and quit recycling gawker media articles. As much as I'd love to see Donald Trump get tossed into a volcano, that was just a stupid article that lead to a bunch of…

Do you even know who I am?

I don't understand why bookstores only market crowd-pleasing children's books like "Hop on Pop" and "Good Night, Moon" to my young children. What are they going to learn from simplistic rhyme scheme and trite moral platitudes? Shouldn't we be exposing them to complex syntax and postmodern narrative archetypes? I don't…

Cilantro rice and steamed carrots instead of chicken fingers? I fully support this. It'll teach kids to throw a tantrum every time you try to take them to a restaurant, leading to fewer noisy, messy children at upscale dining establishments.

If a typo is the worst thing the Trump administration does today, I'll gladly take it.

Trump's got the worst f@*#ing attorneys.

Yeah, they're a great live show, too. Not just a drummer and a dude twiddling midi knobs. New record is solid.

You guys know you don't have to post everything you come across on the Internet, right?

And somehow, I missed that paragraph, which was hilarious.

Public Service Broadcasting has a new one out on 7/7. That band is so up my alley that they're digging through my dumpster.

Have you watched Temple of Doom lately? It has aged poorly and feels more than a little culturally insensitive and sexist in this day and age.

"… with club sauce."

He was a loving husband to his son Zachary? Ew…

♫ It's Arya and the Hound
They roam from town to town
One wears a smile and the other wears a frown
He'll kick you in the nuts
She'll eviscerate your guts
It's Arya.. Arya and the Hound, Hound, Hound, Hound, Hound!

Looking forward to McRib week at the AVClub this summer.

The AV Club should hire C.A.Pinkham (@EyePatchGuy) and run his Off The Menu column. I know there's Gawker media history there, but that's a damned entertaining bit of weekly content.

He's probably also got about 15 toolbars cluttering up his installation of IE8 on Windows XP.

I'd say it's Better Off Ted, only every six minutes you look at your watch and wonder if there isn't anything more entertaining you could be doing, like practicing your signature or seeing how fast you can count to 1000.