Somewhere in the AV Club office, an HR manager is typing the term "non-compete agreement" into google while his/her cheeks turn red.

There was a memorable scene involving a Bennett and his badger in season 2.

Dear DirecTV and Viacom: Please bite my shiny metal ass.

Dear DirecTV and Viacom: Please bite my shiny metal ass.

So… do you enjoy comic books?

So… do you enjoy comic books?

Just think of ivy as California Kudzu. Plenty of Kudzu in the south.

Edward laughing at the cruise ship chef was perfect.

It's got Yvonne Strahovsky frequently appearing in her lacy undergarments. But other than that, no.

Wait, you're re-reading Infinite Jest again? Life is way too short to read that tome 3 times. There are lots of other books out there.

* BEEP BOOP *
"Umm… Why don't you just say the name of the movie you want to see?"

Just an anecdote about Wal-Mart's online music service and it's hypersensitivity to all things potentially obscene. No ulterior motives here. Relax, Internet friends.

Revenge at last
When my band released its first record to the various online sources, Wal-Mart rejected it on account of obscene lyrics. Our records are completely instrumental, and none of the song titles or artwork could possibly have been construed as offensive. Nice to have the last laugh, since if nothing else,…

And I was an English major…

100% more Hum?
If there was zero Hum before, wouldn't 100% more still be zero? Are you trying to trick us? Would it also be accurate to say there's now 100% more Radiohead at A.V. Fest?