I went all the way down to the bottom of the page looking for the Rectify thread and there wasn't one. Rectify, people! It's the best show on this list and no one's watching it.

He got a raw deal, Nixon. I think it's cause he looked so shifty. People don't mind when a handsome guy like Obama spies on them, but when it's Nixon it's creepy.

I always have a dream that one day Kristen Bell will tire of wasting her talents on such shitty movies and hire me to be her official project chooser/lover.

"And in that moment, you could see who Jeselnik really is: a guy who cares deeply about the structure of late night television."

You're all mixing up root with effect. It's not people's misogyny that's making them hate the lovely character of Skylar and the fine acting of Anna Gunn, it's that there's lots of misogynists, and Skylar is an excellent character for them to project their misogyny onto. Because she's kind of annoying, and Anna Gunn…

She's not that smart. 
"Where's the money?" 
"I gave it to Ted!" 
"You were supposed to be laundering it!" 
"I couldn't figure out how!"
"Why didn't you let Saul handle this? He's really good at this stuff! Why did you automatically think you knew more about crime than the professional criminal!"

Yeah, you're definitely not supposed to root for Tony. I don't know if there's anyone who'd think Tony being a gangster is okay but Carmela looking the other way and living off his gangster money is not. That wouldn't make any sense. But the show makes no bones about the fact she is complicit. It's one of the most…

If she told Hank everything Walt would be in jail now. She ran the camera when he made the confession. She's supporting him. She may stop now that Jesse's burning the house down, but still. The point really had to be driven home to her.

Come on man. I know it's the final season and we're all very excited about Breaking Bad, but turn down the craziness. Someone not liking a fictional character doesn't make them an unfeeling monster. If Breaking Bad is to be watched as if it's really happening, then we're all sociopaths, since we've gotten so much…

Wait, I thought you were saying you don't understand people who didn't think Carmela was a good character, but you don't understand people not liking her and rooting for her? Those people would include David Chase, who called her a "housewife-whore". You're not supposed to root for Carmela, the show is pretty clear…

I think her message is very confused, because Skyler isn't currently "the one character who consistently opposes Walter and calls him on his lies", she's the one character still supporting him as he continues to do horrible shit. It's like Anna Gunn stopped watching the show somewhere around the midway point of season…

Chris Rock is so good at stand up, one of the best of all time really, that people assume he must also be quite good at other, similar things, like acting and writing. But no, he's just really really good at that one thing, and terrible at everything else. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he can't do basic things,…

Phew, that was close, you almost had to watch the film before dismissing it.

Apparently they're saying his last wishes were for his family to publish a bunch of new work and cash in, just like Kubrick's last wishes were they should digitally insert some stuff so you can't see what's happening in the Eyes Wide Shut orgy scene.

Who could forget when George Zimmerman was inspired by Franny and Zooey to assassinate Roosevelt in Miller's Theatre. So tragic, coming after he had just won the War of Independence.

I really hate you cabspaintedyellow, because it's people like you who make them think they can get away with casting Ben Affleck as Batman. Sure, they think, some people will be upset, but the silent majority, the people who are excited about Terminator 5 and another Pirates of the fucking Caribbean, they'll love it.…

Yeah, but even if the film was just two hours of farting and violent homophobic rhetoric American reviewers would all still think it's super classy because they have British accents.

Look Away was their big song outside of America. When I clicked on this I was positive the song would be Look Away, had already started humming it.

Wait, you're trying to say Kanye's constant fighting with the paparazzi is him participating in paparazzi culture? He's inviting them to harass him by getting incredibly angry about them harassing him? I know what you mean, I was a nerd, bullies are more likely to pick on someone if they think they'll get a reaction.…

Yeah, I'm sure whenever something frustrating happens in your life you just close your eyes and think of how much better off you have it than poor kids in Africa, and then you don't get mad.