He's also secretly a werewolf

cool cool cool

Don't worry, I got it

Neil spends half the episode convinced it was Bigfoot.

Bang! This guy's on fire!

"Man, that liquid nitrogen really gives you blue balls! Amirite?"

Don't you know that Scientology specifically states that vampires are silly? Xenu has zero tolerance for that kind of foolishness

"Every box comes with one of your favorite character's internal organs!"

I was actually surprised that they showed that. After the Red Wedding last week, I thought that they would just get rid of it so as not to make viewers too mad, but I guess they're sticking to their guns. Good on 'em.
But yeah, that was a LOT more disturbing than I imagined it.

*Ramsay smiles greedily in the corner*

I agree. Ending on Stannis deciding to go north would've had much more impact than Dany's scene, not to mention the whole episode seemed to be building towards ending like that.

Melisandre: The call it "Blood Magic". 60% of the time, it works everytime.

And so season 3 ends, in my opinion the best one so far.
Now we get to wait 9+ months for season 4. Wonderful.

http://www.youtube.com/watc… perfect newbie reaction

I don't think they were carrying that letter, but awoiaf says that they were carrying the letter that names his successor, so whatever that means.

So are we pretty much accepting that they are combining Meereen and Yunkai? If so, I wonder who will *spoilers* end up besieging Dany in book 5 instead of Yunkai.

You mean gut stab?

Correction: TV Robb let his cock make his decisions for him. Book Robb didn't (at least not to the extent that TV Robb does)

I say probably 3 or 4, just because they'll need to re-set up the wedding (and give Jack Gleeson more than 2 episodes of screen time)

Or how about jumping four stories and landing on concrete will actually break your legs.