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A Dullard
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Ditto.
No thanks, Internet.

@avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus Certainly not trolling, I'm honestly impressed with it.

@avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus Certainly not trolling, I'm honestly impressed with it.

I'm not sure how I feel about rhyming homophones (barren/baron; see also "You can do it Homer, you can do it Homer/Pretend you're playing baseball so you can hit a homer"), but I give you an A for effort.

I'm not sure how I feel about rhyming homophones (barren/baron; see also "You can do it Homer, you can do it Homer/Pretend you're playing baseball so you can hit a homer"), but I give you an A for effort.

As we all know, conservative Christians are the sole market for comic books. With those numbers, the industry is surely doomed.

As we all know, conservative Christians are the sole market for comic books. With those numbers, the industry is surely doomed.

Now, I know that's not a jab at Weird Al and "My Bologna."

Now, I know that's not a jab at Weird Al and "My Bologna."

Now about the struggles of childhood obesity.

Now about the struggles of childhood obesity.

To be fair, I think you'll find that we'll all be more efficient once we get our Biological Flying Apparatuses (BioFlAps for short— patent pending, do not steal)

To be fair, I think you'll find that we'll all be more efficient once we get our Biological Flying Apparatuses (BioFlAps for short— patent pending, do not steal)

Actually, it's pronounced "Or derv"

Actually, it's pronounced "Or derv"

Note to self: write erotica for physicists and see how hard you can test their suspension of disbelief.
"Noting both her precise location and momentum, Frederico entered Tabitha. 'Our electrons share the same spin, yet occupy the same orbitals! Pauli be damned!' he cried."

Note to self: write erotica for physicists and see how hard you can test their suspension of disbelief.
"Noting both her precise location and momentum, Frederico entered Tabitha. 'Our electrons share the same spin, yet occupy the same orbitals! Pauli be damned!' he cried."

Throw in Jon Lovitz and I'm in.