I mean, you kind of proved it with that straw conversation you set up. I don't know if it's because people don't believe men can be trusted to dress themselves or what, but there's so much outrage towards "bros" who wear this or "douchechills" from someone wearing that. See: male rompers (which I've still never heard…

So these are the new cargo shorts?
I don't get the moral indignation toward's men's fashion items. I don't know what year a fedora murdered a baby, must have been right after a fanny pack picked a puppy.

NO

I've been wearing them for years and years, since well before they were "cool" or whatever.

A miserable little pile of secrets.

He probably thinks this song is about him.

Serious eats had a pretty good article on this:
http://aht.seriouseats.com/…
Tl;dr: If you make a McDonald's burger from scratch (cue Carl Sagan) using only beef and bread in similar proportions you get the same results.

I think you meant to post this one:
http://hypervocal.com/wp-co…

Wait, pea coat? I thought it was pee coat. You know, like a coat that could absorb more pee than most others.
Boy do I feel stupid.

Wait, pea coat? I thought it was pee coat. You know, like a coat that could absorb more pee than most others.
Boy do I feel stupid.

I want to make a congestion pricing joke, but I'm afraid to.

I want to make a congestion pricing joke, but I'm afraid to.

Rhythm-accentuated poetry.

Rhythm-accentuated poetry.

@avclub-6422e3b9b5a4d5582042acbf6096cb8d:disqus I think what you meant to say was "Willow needs [neck] braces"

@avclub-6422e3b9b5a4d5582042acbf6096cb8d:disqus I think what you meant to say was "Willow needs [neck] braces"

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Anything less than or equal to a yard.

Anything less than or equal to a yard.