Throw in Jon Lovitz and I'm in.

Yeah, BNL is surprisingly sad if you listen to them in the right frame of mind.

Yeah, BNL is surprisingly sad if you listen to them in the right frame of mind.

Cat Stevens has a few of these, but "Here Comes My Baby" takes the cake, I think.

Cat Stevens has a few of these, but "Here Comes My Baby" takes the cake, I think.

Can't it be both? Frankly, I blame lots of lousy things on your use of painkillers.

Relevant comic (last panel): http://www.smbc-comics.com/…

You're thinking of Battleship Cross-Beatica.

Needs more boning.

Wait, I thought you were talking about her famous Newton's Cradles. Forget that, for the price of the movie ticket I can see like seven cows with uncountable teats.

So is Ted just Wilfred: The Movie?

Well, at least he's only a singing hobo, and not a stabbing hobo.

You tell him! Depression is a choice and you should feel bad for having it!

Blue Jay, not Cardinal. Wrong bird.

Without sounding like a d-bag, you have to consider the flip side of the issue, too: for lots of guys porn is the ONLY viable means of sexual release. The stereotype is that all women are looking for relationships and being thwarted by guys who just want to hump, but the fact is women and men are postponing actual…

The Louis CK approach to taking people down a peg. Unfortunately, like the heckler, it doesn't really make that much of an impression. Only decent people ever consider whether they're being anything less than decent.

Mo' puddin', mo' problems.

Me too. Always shining light in my eyes, blinding me.
Except the Doobie Brothers. They're okay.

Especially in the sense in which he is pretty, and fucking someone named White, or perhaps the idea of the color white.

In all seriousness, is there a white male equivalent of the n-word or the c-word? I've spent a lot of time discussing this and lots of terms have been thrown around, but none have the same heft.