Why, why I am I still signed up for Bored to Death notifications? It only leads to heartbreak.

…and further confirm his nerdery?

I prefer "nor MC Ram"

Yeah, can we talk about this as a society? It's instant coffee, I'm not fooled by the fact that you put it in a futuristic pod, Keurig.

Nah, it's the same deal. If you're serious you spend 40 hours a week in and around the lab for no pay, plus you get blamed when something goes wrong ("Did you spit in the cell culture?").

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus I always thought it had more to do with not being allowed to wear a belt in prison, the implication being that wearing your pants that way meant that you had been to prison and taken on some of the fashion, because you are both hardcore and stylish.

All of these shows about pickers and auctioneers and pawnsmen are all about middlemen who have to bilk people to make a profit. Part of the appeal is seeing some guy bring in a Tiffany lamp that's been in his family for six generations tear up a little when they offer him $20 and he takes it to pay for his next hit of…

Mets chants are the best chants.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS3…

What the hell is latex soccer? Is that one of those danged videotaped games I've been hearing so much about?

Coast to Coast AM told me that John Carter's title was shortened to hide the truth about the Government's secret Mars bases. Clearly the Government is also creating an army of B—— supersoldiers , which they call Project Apt. 23.

I must say I am skeptical of the veracity of this story, sir.

I think they're trying to say something about the AT demographic.
To wit: http://tinyurl.com/6le9wuv

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus I had a similar site bookmarked, but I guess I waited too long and it died.

Heretical as it might seem, what Bully truly lacks is the bully’s point of view.

I don't know, the Chinese are doing amazing things with child-rearing these days.

@avclub-ff106e6c37bdf72c1903080b91d5b2c8:disqus  This is correct to within an order of magnitude. I'll allow it.

Otherwise it's like you said "One thousand nine hundred… and by the way: eighty-four.

I think it's a cross between an IRA hunger strike and hot potato. 

Drop the Claritin and get on the Zyrtec train. I don't trust any drug that doesn't start with Z or X (Q is also acceptable if not immediately followed by U).

Dr. Katz is still the best pop-psychology show. Incidentally, also comedian-related. I guess it was the WTF of its day.