When I was like eleven or twelve, my step-mother asked me how I thought the wife of one my dad's business associates spelled her name. Since it was pronounced like Tootie from "Facts of Life", I told her that I assumed it was spelled the same way.

The print press tries to keep the Opinion/Editorial separate from the news coverage. The Opinion pages do endorse candidates and present all sorts of pieces slanted with whatever political view, but at least in theory, they try to present the news in an even-handed, non-biased manner.

In a way. Yes.

No, but that had nothing to do with the racism or what-have-you on camera, which was what I was responding to.

The one episode of that I watched was surprisingly good.

And that's where we get into problems.

Even though it's a 'fact based' show, apparently, the hosts were always playing characters. How much of that is his real personality and real beliefs I don't know because he rarely visits any more, but I can watch a television character and support him as long as he's entertaining, even if the ways in which he's…

I liked him in that one show with the British people.

Yeah, I mean, you'd think that Peter Parker's aunt would be relatively close in age to what his parents would be instead of a good 25 years older.

She's 55 now.

Well, she lost her lawsuit and appeal, so I'd say that she didn't have much of a case. And IMDb claimed that she, herself (or someone representing her), submitted the information. But anybody who has the information can submit it. The IMDb was never supposed to be a resume site for people to control their own…

I remember when Seinfeld was still on Wednesdays up against Home Improvement, and my Dad making fun of me because my then-wife made us watch Home Improvement over Seinfeld (to this day, my Dad thinks Seinfeld is the greatest show ever, though he recently discovered It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and can't stop…

Probably a lot of "it made $386 million overseas!" followed by someone who loved the movie 'Singles' way too much saying, 'it was very big in Belgium'

Yeah. The Fry's I used to go to had cows. And they would moo when you walked in.

Screw that. I have a computer and opinions. You're going to hear them!

Then I reserve the right to make fun of him.

If they had asked Feldman to come on and talk about The Lost Boys, people wouldn't be 'bullying' him now.

I think the real bullying comes from the Today Show and other venues booking him to perform knowing it's going to be a trainwreck.

I had a difficult childhood, too. You know how many times I've been invited to perform on the Today Show?

She wasn't in the Monopoly game, though. They included Luke (who is barely in the movie) instead.