But then again, DC just now registered this logo. They didn't register it in 1941.

They don't need their name in the news as long as they've got their Fancy Ketchup and tacquitos starting at 11pm.

And Cleavon Little and Slim Pickens and Madeline Kahn and Harvey Korman and David Huddleston and Alex Karras.

Oklahoma, of course.

I figured that's why Mitt Romney had so many homes, so he could at least win one of this 'home states'

Meanwhile, Knives Chou is on 'Son of Zorn'

In other rapist-related news, Jameis Winston scored four touchdowns for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers today and, apparently, didn't have any rape-related questions asked by the media after the game.

Just because Captain Stubing never used them doesn't mean that the Pacific Princess wasn't armed to the teeth.

Every show should end with Bob Newhart waking up from a dream, except now he'll have to wake up next to the rotting corpse of Suzanne Pleshette

Go to a real school.

Would that it were so simple

With all of that, it turned out the biggest criminal was Helen Weiss.

The even morest idiotic thing is that it tends to be meaningless stuff like this that gets sports fans riled up, but if a player commits an actual crime like, the fans are usually fine with it.

You know who was pretty great?

I have four kids, but I had two different marriages, too (not at the same time). So by the time the third kid was born, the first kid was graduating from high school.

I think she looks tired… tired of all this bullshit about her physical appearance.

Maybe they thought, 'Hey, they let Victor Salva make movies'

This guy doesn't look anything like Justin Timberlake.

Huh. I was not expecting this at all.

Or they have pay cable and a lot of patience.