To have some material when the Internet goes out.

Laziness has led me to purchase quite a few digital titles. I don't have the energy anymore to get up, find the DVD, put it in the player, sit through the unskippable crap that lards up so many discs, and watch a movie.

I hate it when people younger than I am die.

When are they finally going to build the robot?

Hey, 25% of my kids are named Tyler.

Finally moving out of the Cincinnati train station?

I'm pretty sure it's the lawn mowing guy with the green paint on his ears.

The Joey Slotnik? From 'Hollow Man'?

I don't know if it would be a waste of time. Whether that confession was involuntary is a question over which reasonable people can disagree. And a judge could write an opinion with precedent that sided with the State, too.

A little from column A, a little from column B

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

One of my wife's paraprofessionals in her special education classroom was caught looking at porn in the classroom while kids were in there.

I liked how Schiff was eating a sandwich in roughly 75% of his appearances.

There's always the possibility that I have bad taste.

'Cop Car' was surprisingly good.

I was hoping it would be Man-Ray and the Dirty Bubble.

That's interesting.

We need 'Space Cop 2'!

As long as there's some woman playing a character originated by Harold Ramis, things will be right in the world.

Hey, if anything, 'Stripes' is the male remake of 'Private Benjamin'