The fact that he shot a woman named April in May is confusing to me.

Season One was hampered a bit by the fact that they originally only got a 13 episode order, so they wrapped everything up by Episode 13 and, to me at the time, the back nine seemed kind of glommed on.

I always wonder how much of the actually funny stuff in Clerks: TAS is Seinfeld/Curb/Veep Writer/Producer Dave Mandel.

It's not a microsecond if you hit pause at the right time.

You know… I have a Volkswagen, and it has the largest backseat passenger space of any vehicle in its class.

It wasn't even better executed than Clayton Lockett.

I thought it was a pepperoni

Just ask Lochlyn Munro.

Something about time moving significantly slower on the island so the Losties had been missing for much longer by the POV of the outside world than they had been by the Losties POV. I thought it would be more science-y than it was.

They didn't have a Cylon outside the gift shops when I was there, but we ran into Chekov from 'Star Trek' while we were walking around, probably outside the gift shops. He was probably cheaper than a guy in a Cylon suit.

I liked 'Lost' a great deal all the way through Season Four (well, until the very end of season four). And then while I enjoyed many of the episodes that came after that, they went a very different way from that point forward than I thought they were building up to… and I guess I really wanted to see what they would…

I went to Universal Studios in 1982 when I was 10 or 11, and I thought the Cylons were pretty, pretty, pretty darn cool.

I can but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

I know how long it too me to get through 'Breaking Bad', too. It started the day the first episode aired and ended the day the last episode aired.

A Chinese box is a series of nesting boxes. Like a box version of a matryoshka doll.

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All federal judges are members of an obscure sect of the Freemasons. There is a secret word that, when uttered, forces the judge to rule in your favor, then go to a secret location to paddle themselves in a secret ceremony.

We used to laugh and laugh at Pat McCracken, the guy who ran the art center in my hometown and was on the news when the news wanted to pretend that people were interested in art.

Christmas, Easter and???

I'm a Southern Baptist. I'm just not very good at it.